By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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_streets_ 19

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

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miserypoison 13

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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Comments

perdix 29

Keep an ample supply of cookies on hand. That was easy.

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naedangerdavey 0

Sucks man, nothing worse than a dramatic girl.

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ToThePoint 1

Then just ******* give her the last cookie, why make yours and her life so complicated? Ugh, dumbasses these days :(

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AndreKanaan 6

And that's the way the cookie crumbles... Just give her the last cookie next time stop being so selfish =)

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chelsealov3 0

This reminds me of the annoying Facebook girl meme..

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jizzwold 21

I mean this with as little disrespect as possible but are you male or female?

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Phendraana 0

change your status to "single" & find a girl who doesn't have the maturity level of an 8 year old.

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denvan 0

Next time just give her your sausage to shut her up

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perdix 29

Friend a baker, preferably one who makes late-night deliveries. Your girlfriend will "like" that and you'll be allowed to poke her.

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