By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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_streets_ 19

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

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miserypoison 13

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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enonymous 8

Squeeze her **** and tell her she can have a cookie when you get the milk

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bernie138456 0

I'm sorry man. That girl has serious issues. The first being her mental age.

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Enslaved 36

I did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on) so you can take that COOKIE and stick it up your (yeah)

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lessie_fml 0

Dump her that's weird

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boofgall 16

Not quite the Oreo commercial you'd imagined..

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dadof2 4

if shes that way over a cookie look into the future what more serious things could she change her status over

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blueberrypsycho 9

HAHAHAHAHA #1 and #55 made my day. and OP, your girlfriend is awesome. cookies are no joke.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Yeah... if she reacts to things like this now, she's not going to get any better down the road. FYL.

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