By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 20:01 - Portugal

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Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
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ILoveMyArm 15

She doesn't seem very qualified for the job...

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bondgirl69 5

She might be into more freakier stuff like answering boring questions

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neonstarr 15

Due to the amount of quality applications we've received I'd like to inform you that we will be not taking your application any further. We feel that you do not have the required people skills to work within a team environment.

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kayden_14 13

At least she didn't get side tracked and start asking questions like "Describe a time that you proved yourself as a leader". Still awkward though!

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HeartOfLead 24

Great, now your never gonna hear the end of it from the HR committee (Honorary Roleplay committee).

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kasmol 16

Does this mean you are now free to interview other applicants?

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ssvaghasia 5

perhaps ur wife needs to watch some **** lol

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TheModernPatriot 14

Sounds like she's got her nose stuck too high in the air. Maybe one day when she really needs the job she'll be willing lol

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Smo0chin 14

I'm guessing she'll be scoring low on the long term relationship scale

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shivafloof 5

Roleplay is all about fantasy. Being told to give someone a ******* = not really anyone's fantasy. Sorry. YDI for thinking about yourself instead of what your gf would want.

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SneezyBear 27

#76 you DO realise that 30-60% of women actually ENJOY being dominated in some way/to some extent in the bedroom (according to MANY surveys), and while for many women it may not go as far as a full-blown rape fantasy, being told to give a ******* fits well into that category. Why do you think Fifty Shades of Grey, a book about BDSM and rape and whips and chains, is so RIDICULOUSLY popular among women even though the writing style is god awful? Role-playing by nature involves suggesting and then participating in sexual activity. It's not just men who enjoy giving oral - if you think that you're a sexist idiot - plenty of women do too. You must be either painfully stupid, incredibly ignorant and judgemental, or making some very poor attempt at a joke. /rant

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dogpup4 23

Both people are supposed to enjoy themselves, not just the woman. It's not like he couldn't have returned the favour afterwards anyway.

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