Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and...

By axel519 - 31/12/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

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You deserved it 3 060

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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By Zack - 01/04/2012 21:36 - United States - Duncannon

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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You deserved it 39 424

By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

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You deserved it 51 262

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By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 580

By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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You deserved it 758

By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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You deserved it 26 844

By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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They targeted gamers

By DSK - 09/01/2023 15:00

Today, my girlfriend once again insisted that she didn't have a problem with my gaming. Considering that every day I find my PC desk covered in junk, and all my consoles disconnected, somehow I don't think she's telling the truth. FML

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bassguy19 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:17

Say you were having extremely rough bondage sex

jworret 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:15

Have fun explaining that one :)

Comments

vettle 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:40

Well can you blame them? Better to be safe than sorry.

CherryCola46 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:42

Haha cute.

Bladeofarzeal 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 1:39

Agreed, and I thaught a guy screaming and crying for his mommy was fun! X3

Snafuusmc 12

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:43

You have a wonderful girlfriend OP! I wish mine would play games.

Patts_fml 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 8:01

And then burst into hysterics afterwards? No thanks...

MehYourFace 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 10:06

Try asking her to play. Not all girls are so opposed to the idea of video games. I love video games. (Although there is no way, in any layer of hell, I would play that particular game. No way.)

moop256 10

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:43

Hey man you seemed like you needed some advice and a compliment don't be an ass

eyeIoveyou 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:46

k are we reallly going to fight over this guys?

GoW_Chick 14

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:49

I actually thumbed this up I thought it was funny I was just trying to say people thumb down things they don't understand on here like you just said previously ... Anyways enough with that let's get back to the jokes ... Anyone?