By axel519 - 31/12/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
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bassguy19 0

Say you were having extremely rough bondage sex

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perdix 29

Your neighbor was jealous that you weren't sharing your crack. And "crack" has multiple meanings.

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BarDownDaily 12

No it means penguin....

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moop256 10

Ahhh yes the rare crack penguin, the only penguin to be found in northern Canada

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BarDownDaily 12

No there's are lots of penguins up here in the great white north. We use them to ride to school when the polar bears are hibernating.

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moop256 10

Really I've never seen them I do however ride a dog sled to school. Sometimes I get pulled over by Mounties because I was going to fast.

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BarDownDaily 12

Oh eh, I've never got to see the Mounties before eh. I make sure my polar bear goes to speed limit eh.

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moop256 10

56 how could you have never seen the Mounties they are the people in red in all the white snow lol

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moop256 10

Everyone knows Santa living in Canada is just a stereotype

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mimeshadow 1

Bardowndaily and moop256 just made my day :D

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GoW_Chick 14

Wow way to make a middle school observation moop you sure are going places.

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moop256 10

Not a real one however I'm just some schizophrenic teenager who performs surgery on rednecks who can't afford it...

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GoW_Chick 14

That's nice? I think i like it better when you were just nice moop

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GoW_Chick 14

Really?! I would have never thought you were joking thanks for clearing that up.

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BarDownDaily 12

69- Thank You Thank you I'm here all week!

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Kylias 6

Needs to be 20% cooler.

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pdHbq 2

Woah... WOAH!!! I read these replies and, being down in Aus, was like; Holy crap! We take kangaroos to school. I mean, bobsleds? What a luxury!

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BarDownDaily 12

165- Yeah eh, Damn Canadians and dem fancy bobsleds!

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moop256 10

My sled is a original 1969 polar bear

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drawmesunshine 17

Being from Texas, I ride only horses to school.

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ClassyCommando 13

I'm a Senator, I ride the middle class to work.

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GoW_Chick 14

Good thing you explained it then I guess but I can't promise they'll get it still even though you made the effort

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moop256 10

Exactly I mean some people just might not know the reference

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AliceeH 5

Your neighbor probably called the cops because they thought you were having more fun than they were with all that ruckus, jealousy tsk tsk.

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dino2muffin2 0

Tell them to play,then maybe they will understand why she is screaming (while they are playing sneak out the window)

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dadof2 4

what you should have done was slam the door as soon as you seen the cops and go tell your gf that somebody was at the door for her let her figure it out

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cradle6 13

Amnesia right? And if so, yes it's pretty creepy

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moop256 10

Well they are just imaginary thumbs do t let them **** you (pun intended) your funny, just don't try so hard

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docscientist 9

Of course it's not scary when you have gamma and brightness at maximum.

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coletrain11 5

Gamma and brightness all the way down!

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AnonTheGreat 7

The game isn't scary for everyone. I played it to all three endings, with lights off, gamma low, and wearing headphones, and it didn't bother me.

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arrowsshot 0

If you look anything like your profile picture, Anon, then I can completely understand why it didn't scare you.

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rttr 18

I played through the entire thing and it was the worst game of all time. It was in no way scary at all

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