By jisaac09 - 17/03/2013 05:05 - United States - Danville

Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML
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jisaac09 tells us more.

jisaac09 25

"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.

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Top comments

cmunkey50 4

Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!

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therealslim 15

Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..

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Comments

buddy51 23

Had she eaten many bags of sugar free jelly beans? Maybe it was necessity/shart-avoidance rather than intimacy!?

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WaywardDaughter 26

There is never an acceptable time to "take a dump" in front of your SO. Somethings need to be left private.

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Synistiel 14

I suppose it is better for her to shit her pants and OP possibly helping her with that than her taking a dump in a toilet.

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WolfAtTheDoor 7

I've been with my husband a total of 5 years and I still think it's gross to do that. To each their own I guess...

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Pootato 7

If it makes you uncomfortable, ask her not to do it. I personally don't see the issue - I mean, when you've got to go, you've got to go - but if it's a problem for you, tell her. Unless you say something, she doesn't really have any way to know there's a problem.

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doctorhook86 24

I genuinely don't see the problem here. If you've seen each other nude, why should either of you be embarrassed about bodily functions?

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Jenn50 19

To me, it's not so much embarrassed, as keeping a little mystery in a relationship.

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hellobobismyname 24

I don't think taking a shit is considered a mystery.

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Jemm_fml 29

I read this in Samuel L. Jackson's voice!

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sugarshane007 20

Being comfortable with each other enough to take a dump around each other only means one thing: You are one step closer to marriage.

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chanellgymnast 17

Do you perform your pooping rituals in the bathtub as well?

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