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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

Comments

venomousddog 19

You disgust me, keeping a list like that in the first place is stupid, and the cheating part is just terrible for obvious reasons, I feel bad for you hopefully ex girlfriend

You're a ******* asshole. I can't imagine how that made her feel reading that... Congrats on being single, prick.

juturnaamo 29

How many people could be this creepy? I worked with a guy who did this and I'm pretty sure he just moved to Texas. If this was him, he's just as much of a creep in real life as this OP makes him sound.

you clearly deserve any karma that follows. youre a big douche. & why would you write it down. and you cheated. youre horrible

tarrie33 2

We ARE talking about the male species here. Can you really expect anything less? MOST men ( not all) ARE pigs just like the op, maybe they've evolved enough to use this app as a "what not to do in the future" list. The op is a classic male in my book. And women, don't be in denial about your man, maybe take off your rose colored glasses and check the phone bill and watch who hes really texting before he deletes it off his phone. A non cheating man is almost as rare as a unicorn. Get it? Op deserves everything that comes his way. As do all cheaters.

Jewbenita 0
zuzupetalsYO 11

WHY for the love of bacon would you put that in writing!