This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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missalice0306 19

Today, I found a list of women that my boyfriend had had sex with, complete with ratings. The list is in chronological order. Not only am I not the highest rated, I'm not last on the list. FML.

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StayClassyLassy 6

I think she would care more about not being last on the list than having a high rating.

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redrose037 3

Here's your problem. You. F her life. People like you in the world is why women hate men...

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MrElephant 5

It seems that the more offensive comments get thumbed up. So **** you.

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headmaster556 4

You are a douchebag thats not funny at all.

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you_failed 15

You're such a disgusting and pathetic excuse of a person. I hope she kicked you hard in the balls and left you, you piece of scum.

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cfunk13 1

......And you made a list of this because?????

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technochik3 12

It's sad the way so many guys feel the need to cheat nowadays. I don't understand why men can't just tell a girl if they're actually wanting something serious or just wanting to have some fun instead of making girls think the former and hurting them in the end.

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StayClassyLassy 6

I guess some guys just don't want to look single, but they still want to go out there and **** every girl out there.

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alig203 5

It's not okay for you to write 'fml' YOU did it to yourself, she should've wrote it, your only upset because she found out, not because you cheated, your a douche.

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