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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 533
You deserved it 175 482

Top comments

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

Comments

amm223 0

I hate people like you and can't believe this story got published you op are bat shit crazy for keeping a list and ******* dumber for even having a girlfriend I really hope karma gets you 10 fold u sick little boy!

That's what you get for leaving a paper trail! Cheating 101: never leave any evidence

StayClassyLassy 6

A cheating guide shouldn't even exist.

sugarbear0727 19

Wow, you dezerve it, you ass. I keep a list, but I keep it in my head.

**** her life, i hope she finds someone who will treat her right!

Congrats sir, you are a misogynist. How could you be so thoughtless? If women are little more than 'ratings' to you you do not deserve one. Making a list like that demeans those girls and is horribly unclassy...who is that list for, your own self worth? Think about how hurt your ex is when she found that list, or likely how disgusted she is. I'm actullay madder you made the list than cheated, you are not right in the head--perhapes you should seek help for this.

maybe they broke up and then got back together later. did any of you ass holes think about that before you started judging?

Speaking of ass holes, maybe you should pull your head out of one. Assuming the OP cheated is the most logical thing here, otherwise why even mention it!

SenselessPattern 12

Couple of things you could have done to show her the error of her thinking: 1. It's a bucket list and she was 2nd to the top of the list, so not bad at all. 2. As for your "ratings", Golf rules are in effect. The solutionator has struck again!

SenselessPattern 12

*sigh* First clever comment in awhile and it's stuck on page 7. If you've come this far, reader, you will be rewarded with a jar of turtles in 4 and a half months. Good day.

Maybe I'm making the wrong assumption here, but are you really encouraging the fact that OP cheated and rated the girls he's had sex with?

SenselessPattern 12

Since you got all the way down here, I'll reply to you. No, I don't condone it, but unfortunately yelling out. "**** him" or " Wow go dump him" have been said 100 times already, so instead I decided to spin it with humor and a joke. Tada....

You're actually sooooo dumb... If you're gonna be a low life and cheat, don't make a list providing clear evidence

wow really... if you don't want to be committed to someone then don't. Be a man and leave before it comes to that.