This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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ambear26 14

Ugh op I hate you so much people like you make me sick. If my boyfriend did this to me i would've punched him in the throat kicked him in the balls and dumped him right there and then. People like you disgust me. You expect sympathy you aren't getting any. You deserved it.

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worldclassrager 39

looks like your single...never make a list like that...your retarded...if you want to brag about banging girls...your better off picking up *****...YDI for sure...my question is why are there FYL picked?

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blackmagikwoman 2

Maybe you guys are jumping the gun. Most couples I know have a dating phase before they commit where they see other people. Maybe the OP sexed another girl after they first met but before they became bf/gf. Dont think it wouldve been an fml otw

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tatonka_felton 5

Who keeps a list!?

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mimi809o 21

why would you do that. that's just messed the hell up.

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kiraleann 16

blahblahblah you're an asshole...blahblahblah she deserves better...everyone's basically said it all.

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