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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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chinagirl3343 8

Hope she is now your ex girlfriend. She deserves better than you.

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itsgen 16

Did she leave your cheating ass? Stupid asshole you soooooo deserve this

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blackpuddle 30

You're a cheating asshole. Karma's going to hit you in the ass hard. I can't believe you came here for sympathy. Idiot.

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linahb 2

How stupid could you be to 1- cheat and 2- have a stupid list with rating ?!

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Mr_west27 7

Walk yourself into oncoming traffic you cheating f***!!!

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realeah 4

You keep a list!? What the hell is wrong with you!? Most people are smarter (and more trustworthy, honest, intelligent, faithful... the list could go on infinitely) than that!

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radicaledward84 10

I sincerely hope she has the sense to leave, no one should put up with what you did.

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