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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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epicfaceplant12 0

Guys, he doesn't have a list... He has a scrapbook.

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shutterbug1190 14

Oh you are such an asshat man *****. F her life not yours you stupid prick. You are a horrible person and should be kicked where the sun doesn't shine.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Wow OP, you are the quintessential piece of shit asshole. It's guys like you that are the cause of the "men are pigs" stereotype. In fact, you are not anything close to being a man. ******* douche pig.

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Grimnirwher9 21

I will have you know, my good man, that I despise you beyond my ability to express. I sincerely hope that you will catch a gruesome sexual transmitted disease soon, causing you to die a slow and agonizing death.

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misshighjinks 5

Don't cheat and don't keep a list of people you hook up with. Wtf?

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tarrie33 2

Wow. Of all these comments, mine gets taken off?! Guess they didn't wanna see the truth. Whatever.

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jonsey974 3

This post should read: Today, after being a dumbass cockbite, I'm single. Fml.

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livingdaLife 5

Dont insult the asshole!

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Dracoboxer357 35

360- If by **** you mean ******, don't insult a ******. ******'s are useful. ;p

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