This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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Comments

redheadedasian 2

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you came here looking for sympathy, or the fact that this FML doesn't end with "and then she chopped my balls off and shoved them down my throat."

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perdix 29

Does this guy get the record for Most Hated OP of All Time? I wonder who the 269 people who agreed that his life sucks (compared to > 8000 YDI's.)

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qwarkel 0

This story probably isn't true it's just something of American pie beta house

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SpearD 4

A lot of comments are about you being a cheater. But why would you be so stupid as to actually leave the list out, and why would you make one?

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yibbidy 3

You have a piece of paper that you rate girls on? Sounds pretty pathetic to me.

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Glassmaster 0

You're like the stupid Barney Stinson.

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