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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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bangrod 5

Classic. Good shit best fml laugh ever. Ha ha

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greenappledbunny 5

Im pretty sure its past women he has had sex with, not currently.. SO CALM DOWN GUYS!!!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

He said "she is not the last one on the list", meaning he is been sleeping with other women after her...

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Grimnirwher9 21

Isn't it scary to see how many people on this thread lack the basic intelligence to understand this, #364?

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Yeah and it's not exactly Shakespeare... :) Anyway, OP you deserve it big time for being a cheater and a chauvinistic pig! Grades, really?? How freaking sad an childish. You will die alone!

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Colonel_Lexi 18

I want to beat the shit out of you.

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1DRuleMyLife 2

I just thought I'd say that a douchebag is something women used to use to clean their ******. So,I'll just call him an asshat,press YDI and be on my merry way.

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mrnuleef 7

So not only are you a cheating bastard, but like the dumb shit you already are, you keep an accurate record of it? Ydi x10 you ******* idiot. Asshole. Dirtbag. Douche. Okay i'm done.

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jazzmancarron 11

you left evidence? wow you're dumb. ydi

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pdgmaster 6

A little benefit of the doubt here for op: were you and this girl at least broken up when you had girls after her name and just happened to get back together later on? If not, then you're quite the cheat xp Either way, you shouldn't be keeping a list when you know it'll cost trouble. Tisk.

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Turtle_rebellion 10

Are you the guy with "Saturday, Friday, and Thursday" programmed into your phone?

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