Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

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Spazz420 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:44

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

tpike1296 11

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:45

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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KarmaRules4 7

Saturday 19 March 2016 1:17

That's what you get for being a cheating scumbag (redundant but don't care) YDI

Sulphuric_Glue 16

Friday 25 March 2016 0:27

You utter dick. You deserve absolutely no sympathy.

Cavsfodawin 21

Friday 24 June 2016 23:59

Asshole. Why would you do that you douchebag? WTF?

wygant23 8

Friday 8 July 2016 22:05

Did you really expect to get sympathy? Cheating douchebags like you don't deserve to have girlfriends.

sam_teddy 2

Saturday 23 July 2016 9:39

Not only are you cheating on your girlfriend, you actually rate women based on intimate knowledge. I hope your girlfriend dumps you, OP

Tyrax 16

Thursday 28 July 2016 9:43

YDI. Keeping a list, dumb. Rating them, dumb. Putting it in chronological order, dumb. Being a cheating bastard, heartless, misogynistic, and selfish.

Spongegar123 19

Saturday 13 August 2016 23:36

Wow, you're a douche bag.

juniorbirdman 7

Saturday 10 September 2016 5:40

****. You. You're a douche who never deserves another woman, You piece of shit

juniorbirdman 7

Saturday 10 September 2016 5:46

drop dead you bastard

sharond23 10

Friday 8 December 2017 15:32

so youre a cheating ********. nice

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