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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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CoHoBaSt 4

Aaaand award for Biggest Douchebag of the Year goes to....!

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feitan98 13

People like you should be neutered to get your ******* hormones in check you cheating piece of shit.

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CaroLouWho 10

That's not a "**** your life" situation. That's a "**** you" situation. You deserve it for cheating and thinking you were smart enough to keep WRITTEN EVIDENCE of it hidden.

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cskeet 17

not only is it bad enough that you cheated on her, but who the hell is so arrogant to rate women's performances and keep an inventory of them like they are only toys you've played with? sick on so many levels...

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Angel116 6

Who writes a list of the people they have sex with? Lame.

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dantedevil 12

WHY THE **** WOULD YOU KEEP A ******* LIST!?!

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BoGFRoG 10

One you're stupid for being a cheating douche and two you're even dumber for keeping a list

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Shay_Shay97 23

Why would you even keep a list like that in the first place? YDI.

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