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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 533
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Top comments

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

Comments

Wow. You're actually a huge asscandle

thatonetribute 31

Douchebag award of the year...goes to you

CharlesEmersonW 31

You're a douchebag, why would you even post this? **** your life indeed... cheater

thisismyhead 25

Are we supposed to feel bad for you?