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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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ForeverJasmine 26

Lol you should have an std or something to be punished and a huge kick in the balls. You're a douche

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buttersmom 14

You are a special kind of asshole, aren't you?

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ajs1987 15

I've never understood the reasoning of someone who keeps a list of the girls he's slept with. First, it's a d-bag thing to do. Second, you created evidence of your unfaithfulness. Then you left said evidence in a place she could find easily enough. What did you think was going to happen?

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clairesucks 37

What do you hope to achieve by making a list like that? That's not even a FML more like a F her L. you major deserve it OP

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dragonrider1959 18

I can see an FML from her perspective. You deserve no sympathy

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