This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

Comments

Well..... That's quite the predicament you have there.... You have a list of ladies you had sex with, AND your then GF wasn't even on there? Let alone not even last on the list?? You so deserve whatever comes your way, OP!!

I think you might be a bit mixed up... OP's girlfriend was on the list but she did not have one of the highest ratings. She also was not the last name on the list (I think you have that part down).

So, you are a ******* cheating asshole? I sure hope you are single now loser. YDI

carminecris89 13

I can't believe you rate them, you've got major issues. Obviously you see women as nothing more than interchangeable vaginas. Your girlfriend needs to run from you. Not only do you list and rate girls, but you cheat. Ugh. You are a douche and dick.

captainburke 5

Nice well at least if you're now single, you have options!

wow! so why would you write an "FML" about you? it should read something more along the lines of "Today, my now ex girlfriend just found out what a dirty, lying disease bag of a man ***** boyfriend she had when she found my list of women I've slept with and rated. She broke up with me because I'm a piece of shit who can't keep my dick in my pants!"

mitchdtimp 4

Today, I found my boyfriends list of people he's had sex with. Not only am I not rated the highest rates, but I'm not lat on the list. FML

But it's a double negative, "not only not the highest rated" meaning she is and "not the last on the list" meaning she's the last one on the list ie she's the most recent (I'm guessing). Either this guy needs remedial English or it's all not that big of a deal

It's his remedial English, or else the FML wouldn't have ended there. It would have said something about how she took it out of context and dumped him. But since he ended it where he did, it's implied that her finding it was the bad thing and that he did cheat on her. So, yes, it is a big deal, OPs a gigantic asshole with some serious issues and disrespect for women.

Your so stupid why would you have that kind of a list

a cheater is a man or woman who doesn't have the stones (in a woman's case metaphorically of course) to be single. Wanna screw lots of people? fine, have fun, but don't drag someone else down with you by pretending to be in a committed relationship. If you get in a relationship, and feel the need to cheat, you obviously don't love the person you are with and should just leave. Simple.

Am I glad I deleted my list. Always thought if that would happen if someone found it. Don't have to think that anymore haha