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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 533
You deserved it 175 482

Top comments

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

Comments

LilMissNYC 5

You're a ******* scumbag dick wad. Wtf is your issue? You deserve to have your dick cut off

Coeliacchic93 21

No sympathy for a cheating idiot, I hope people like you never reproduce. She should dump you and find a real man who is loyal and respectful. Why would you even keep a list and rate the women? It's so disrespectful!

Dallasluver19 14

Who the f*ck makes a list of women they've slept with?!? And YDI asshole

Wow, I can only fathom what a pathetic little man you must be. If you need a list of names and the 'ratings' (wtf??) of girls you laid and cheated on your girlfriend with, you must have some serious esteem issues going on.

Sooner5oh 3

Grow up and stop being such a douche :)

What exactly gives you the right to cheat on your girlfriend with several other girls, make a rating list about how good they were at sex, and say your life sucks after she found the list? Do you not realize you have not only hurt her emotionally, but have also possibly given those other girls STIs (yes, they're called STIs now apparently) that could potentially be fatal? You left a huge scar on your girlfriend's heart and possibly even let other women live with the fact that they might have infections that could cause damage to their sexual lives, or even kill them. Yeah, your life must be horrible.