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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By Bakerman - 04/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML

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By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 17:50 - Netherlands - Lelystad

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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ChrissiPumpkin 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:30

Your girlfriend seems like a bitch. Tell her to go find a sweaty lumberjack, then go find a girl who actually respects you. >:T

LanaToTheTA 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:29

Aw u sound sweet! Lol

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Wynthos 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:38

Lift some weights and kill a bear ya pansy.

brendonuriepatd 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:41

Thats totally helping your side....

wriptidez 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:42

huh

brendonuriepatd 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:43

Thats totally helping your side....

steelman112 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:47

I guess she's right. If you started crying over that then your not manly enough.

JennaLuvr 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 23:01

lol been there! hah my ex cried when i said tht! i didnt mean to effend him ... he was just sensitive :) its okay

steelman112 1

Sunday 18 September 2011 3:44

I guess you just said **** it to spell check huh?

texfrankie 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 23:02

Grow a pair and stop being such a LITTLE BIATCH!!!

Spoonz 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 23:08

Don't worry man, I cried too.. From laughing!!!

ilovefall10 21

Saturday 17 September 2011 23:09

Piss off all of you for telling him to " Man up" Crying is a natural part of life. Crying makes you human . I would rather live with a man who knows how to show human emotion instead of a emotionless cold dull person.

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:23

You lost me at blah blah blah

Lipsforbiting 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 23:10

Haha, this is hilarious. (":

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