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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By Bakerman - 04/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML

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By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 17:50 - Netherlands - Lelystad

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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ChrissiPumpkin 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:30

Your girlfriend seems like a bitch. Tell her to go find a sweaty lumberjack, then go find a girl who actually respects you. >:T

LanaToTheTA 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:29

Aw u sound sweet! Lol

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rawrzorz17 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:22

I'm a tomboy tooo

BossMan1990 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:45

Same shit happened to me bro

Mxpxdude189 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:48

be a man and tell her to F off

arsenalmnhs 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:50

Wow, that's embarrassing...

arsenalmnhs 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:52

Wow, a little too sensitive there?

MuziKMajoR 5

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:59

I wanna leave some advice but I'm afraid y'all cry....YDI

innerbeast86 3

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:41

guess she was right

archman 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:50

Grow a pair.

writergirl23 19

Sunday 18 September 2011 6:30

Americans.

sexxme 9

Sunday 18 September 2011 6:54

Why are there so many YDI's? Clearly he's not doing it on purpose. Yeah, it would be preferable if he manned up a little. But it's not his fault that he's sensitive. Maybe he's been through certain things in life that caused him to be like that. Maybe his parents were sensitive. Honestly, it's better than being with some asshole.

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