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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By Bakerman - 04/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML

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By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 17:50 - Netherlands - Lelystad

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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ChrissiPumpkin 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:30

Your girlfriend seems like a bitch. Tell her to go find a sweaty lumberjack, then go find a girl who actually respects you. >:T

LanaToTheTA 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:29

Aw u sound sweet! Lol

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TritonTheBeast 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:36

HAHAHAHA

DFlit1 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:55

How would u like a glass of man the **** up?!

gpd_deputy_1 6

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:58

Well, she's obviously terribly mistaken. Set her straight after you blow your nose and reapply your mascara.

theburninator 1

Sunday 18 September 2011 1:01

I say stop being a pussy and maybe show her what it's like to have a real man for a change

3ph600v 15

Sunday 18 September 2011 1:29

Hahahahahahahaha that's hilarious! You sir have made my day

Bless23 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 1:38

There is never anything wring with being in touch with your emotions go give a speech about how manly you can be by dumping her. Because a man who stands up for what he believes in is the best kind.

DairyQueen13 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 2:00

Are you my ex boyfriend? He hyperventilated and cried the first time I tried to brake up with him.

gatorkiss 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 2:01

I wish I lived in Iran.. Well not really but You are very very cute.

maphineRAWRS 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 2:09

..well then you obviously deserved the speech then didn't you

jdale8770 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 2:20

That sucks!

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