By shmarf - 20/06/2015 06:00 - United States - Belton

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
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sohigh10 34

Hell of a first experience:|

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Comments

Joshawott 21

If you can give it, you can take it.

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Bananabus 1

So you're too good to swallow your own cum but she isn't? I hope you drown in a pool of other people's cum.

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murythawn 13

Am I the only person who thought this was hilarious?

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Joseph24689 14

At least... Well... Uh... There really is NO bright side to this. FYL OP

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selemundo 4

and at that moment little Sarah knew, she was no longer in a relationship.

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sharpie2434 12

Why would you wanna kiss her after she just got done blowing you?

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JoseTheSmexican 11

Lol why would you kiss someone right after there was a dick in her mouth

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hushhh 4

Now you know why women don't want that in their mouth.

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iwadasn 32

If you're not willing to have it in your mouth, why should she?

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