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By nobrony - 02/07/2012 19:53 - United States - Katonah

Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend got a sexy new tattoo as a surprise for me. It’s on her boob in Japanese, next to a pair of sexy lips, and she claims it says "Oral Queen." I'm fluent in Japanese so I wish she'd asked for my help first, because it actually translates to "Mouth Ruler" which is not sexy at all. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By lovebigmacs - 06/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Greenwich

Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML

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By Kat - 31/08/2012 01:08 - United States - Tiverton

Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By loldick - 15/11/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

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I think it's cool

By Elizabeth Ann - 21/09/2018 14:00

Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:38

Now you can taste the rainbow ;)

bebefer 8

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:38

I bet that makes you feel like a pedophile.

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kawaiichick 9

Wednesday 4 July 2012 6:24

Join up with some pals called Brony.

kimg0885 23

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:12

Pony power!!!

theidude 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:43

Time to find a woman and give up on little girls dude.

LexusFlu 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:43

I would rather enjoy that.

spottyblanket 8

Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:35

It is her body OP, not yours.

simi_licious 2

Wednesday 4 July 2012 10:15

Did you know who/what Rainbow Dash is before or after she got the tattoo??? VERY odd choice of tattoo and placement...

ohyeahitsalysa 4

Wednesday 4 July 2012 16:26

Did she go to bronycon?!:D I was there

GetTheFuckOut 7

Wednesday 4 July 2012 20:04

Lol. Tattoos on the ******? A whole new level of easiness.

noisebox 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 21:47

Tattoos are gross and are a mutilation of the body, and most people when they are older regret having gotten them.

greeneye_fml 12

Thursday 5 July 2012 8:38

You're full of shit.

akiahara 14

Thursday 5 July 2012 0:51

sex is officially 20% cooler. don't hate.

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