By nobrony - 02/07/2012 19:53 - United States - Katonah

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Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
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clarissasyima 7

Now you can taste the rainbow ;)

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bebefer 8

I bet that makes you feel like a pedophile.

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loserman67 35

Could have been worse. She could have grown a scraggly bush and gotten a tattoo of Willie Nelson!

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ultra_notorious 26

Its your problem for now until the it's over within six months, then the next dude will have to worry about it.

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spongeydude4 2

She knows that that's permanant right? And why not any of the other ponies?and If you get one too i have the itching suspicion you'll be quite.......pleased.

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Tinocoman91 1

Sounds to me like you get to eat a pot of gold!

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d4m4s74 12

If you don't want her I'll gladly take her off you

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metallicshadow 16

As a brony, I'd love a Pegasis girlfriend like that

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BecomeMine 0

******** rainbows :/ **** does it burp butterflies too ;)

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

She doesn't do either. The rainbow near her butt is her tail.

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natty098 2

I missread this and thought you wrote daughter not girlfriend. so when u said go down on her I was like WTFFF

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hobojo69 23

This will probably get a lot of negative votes but whatever... I've never understood the MLP concept (at least the reason why adults love it) is it like the same show that the kids watch or is it an adult version that has like cursing and sex and shit like that, and if it is the kid version can someone tell me how you adults can sit through the whole show because 1 this show was made for like 3 year olds, and 2 I can't watch any kid show because I find them so stupid I just want to like die when I watch them so how can you adults/ teens not die... Lol kind of long

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SweetCelestia 1

Since you don't know what the show is like, I strongly suggest checking it out. Keep in mind It takes a very open minded person to do so. (If you do end up watching My Little Pony, make sure it is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and keep in mind that the first two episodes are hard to sit through, especially the beginning of the first episode. They are probably the most child-like of all the episodes. Okay, second thing I must say is that you cannot make fun of bronies if you do not know what they are eat watching. The show was said to (by the creator) to be intended for all ages and sexes, but to have the happy, colorful appearance do it appeals mostly to girls. To make the show appeal to everyone, the show has not notch animation, fantastic story lines (no let's-go-on-a-picnic plots), very well defined characters, lots of references to other adult shows, and beautifully written scores. Just remember; don't knock it till ya try it.

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CaptnNorway 10

That other guy was kind enough to sum it all up ;) but I just wanted to add that the ponies are perfected to their role. You always know how each of the ponies react to diffrent situations :) The way f.eks Fluttershy react to scary stuff is hilerious and also kinda cute ;p But if you ever become a bronie (no preasure) keep in mind that you might be mocked on by your friends if you tell em ... /)

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