By JayDNut - 08/11/2013 21:17 - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to my place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" FML
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JayDNut tells us more.

JayDNut 1

OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!

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Top comments

emmingle 24

Spousal abuse is serious as ****. Your girlfriend is a twat for lying about something like that.

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MzZombicidal 36

And what's so wrong with her that she thinks domestic abuse is something to joke about?

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misspulkadot24 17

As a victim of abuse and being in a long family line of it, this is so ******* offensive that she would use something so detrimental as a tool of revenge. What a ****.

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thatisfuckedup 6

Please, if you love yourself, and the human race, off her where she stands. Stupidity is pollutive.

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starile 19

You realize to "off" someone often means to kill them, right? Poor choice of words.

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bugfroggy 16

Survival of the fittest sounds better than killing them to my ears.

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nickn426 14

That sucks OP! What was she getting even for?

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InfiniteSecret 20

They were arguing where to spend Christmas, the OP wanted to spend it at their family because they were at their partners the year before.

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Paradoxxxx 16

That's terrible. Hopefully you didn't get your butt handed to you, op.

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katie_xoxo3 16

Wow she's stupid, or you did something really ****** up to make her say that

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bugfroggy 16

Doesn't matter what he did. It's still wrong of her.

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InfiniteSecret 20

They were arguing where to spend Christmas, the OP wanted to spend it at their family because they were at their partners the year before.

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anabuddy123 10

Why would she even do that to "get even"? Knowing the amount of abuse there is now

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perdix 29

So, what are you going to do with your "free pass?" Beat her for real or have sex with her friends?

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awkwardloveannie 28

from how she appears to "play" I doubt she has friends

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perdix 29

#116, she probably has a bunch of people who are scared to NOT hang out with her.

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awilliams44 9

She's retarded.... She needs to get over herself

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MzZombicidal 36

I'm sorry but calling someone "retarded" is just as bad as joking about being abused. It's very offensive for people with actual mental retardations to be compared to anyone who acts like an idiot.

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heartlocked 3

and the award for the most immature girlfriend goes to OPs studid girlfriend (whatever her name is)

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