By JayDNut - 08/11/2013 21:17 - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to my place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" FML
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JayDNut tells us more.

JayDNut 1

OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!

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emmingle 24

Spousal abuse is serious as ****. Your girlfriend is a twat for lying about something like that.

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MzZombicidal 36

And what's so wrong with her that she thinks domestic abuse is something to joke about?

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infinitegrace 21

Please report them. I'm not sure if you can but maybe her, if there is probably cause. That's just so immature and absolutely nothing to joke about.

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Migole 36

Oh my god, wow, what a dumfuck. I really hope you dumped her right after and never spoke to her again, because that behaviour is not excusable. And depending on your injuries you could press charges as well. If she shows no signs of domestic abuse you might actually have a chance (and even if the authorities drop the case, it will hopefully teach her a lesson that you never, in any situation, joke about stuff like this)

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dman798 18

File a police report. It was wrong what they did but was even more wrong that she would do that to you. Dump her!

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justtheotherguy 12

Dumbfuck retards like you are the very reason divorce is so common & widespread in US. I read a saying in an old couples home that said "we are from a time where when things did not work we would fix them rather that throw it away" .. Since this female thought it would not be so serious lets keep it as fun sake only you sucked up douce bag

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NeonSkillet21 7

#73 Yeah, she told all of her friend's that he beats her, but they can "fix" it. You are an idiot!

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xpokeloverx 6

So, according to your retarded logic, I should have stayed with my abusive ex who beat me every day and made me lose my first pregnancy? **** that, I am happy I divorced that douchebg

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hunteryager 18

73- Do you ever have anything intelligent to say? Because I've never seen a good comment from you.

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jrock9093 18

Women are vindictive man I'm telling you get out of that relationship as soon as possible it will only get worse

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thedarkparadox 2

simple advice? dump the psycho bitch and never look back. You'll thank yourself later.

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bikergirl93 18

must hav been a bad argument but she really over stepped the mark its really wrong to lie about such seriess stuff

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InfiniteSecret 20

They were arguing where to spend Christmas, the OP wanted to spend it at their family because they were at their partners the year before.

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