By JayDNut - 08/11/2013 21:17 - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to my place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" FML
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JayDNut tells us more.

JayDNut 1

OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!

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Top comments

emmingle 24

Spousal abuse is serious as ****. Your girlfriend is a twat for lying about something like that.

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MzZombicidal 36

And what's so wrong with her that she thinks domestic abuse is something to joke about?

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edanielleh 21

DO NOT HAVE KIDS WITH HER! Please do not let this stupidity breed

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worldclassrager 39

This needs a follow up...I don't want to make the same mistake... Get well soon OP...

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InfiniteSecret 20

They were arguing where to spend Christmas, the OP wanted to spend it at their family because they were at their partners the year before.

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dweeds508 24

Dump her ass. You might've made her mad, but her telling people you beat her is going to far.

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moondoglou420 17

I feel like the appropriate response there would be, "yea, and I didn't think I'd feel like calling the police to press charges all of you either!"

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ZomBoy86 2

i waa gonna say just that. all four of them should be arrested.

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AntiPrude 26

Report it to the police bro. If they wanna be hardcunts, they can get treated like hardcunts. People who attack in gangs are ******* cowards.

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mackdeezy 22

Could report her too technically. She lied about OP and did nothing to prevent the end result. Its just as bad as if she called a hit on OP even if that wasnt necessarily the case.

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jonahwalzer 12

Thats a horrible lie to say about your boyfriend....

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xpokeloverx 6

Dump her OP. You deserve better than a lying sack of shit. I am a DV survivor and it pisses me off that someone can lie about something that serious

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bayliebug 14

Whoa! She obviously doesn't understand how serious that really is... Not only could it get you in trouble with the law, but she has basically decided to make everyone she knows hate you just for the sake of winning an argument. I think it might just be time to find yourself a new girlfriend, OP.

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olpally 32

Well ****, why did she think that'd be a proper way to respond? She's a moron for doing that to you. Fyl

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unwantedforlife 14

If she is that petty and goes to the point of making horrible untrue accusations you need to get her out of your life. Who knows what else she might do in the future.

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