By candy man - 04/09/2014 19:32 - United States - Chapel Hill

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Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
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MissBehavin77 18

That's a new one. I didn't know there was such a thing as " taking too long" for a girl. I say you deserved the popcorn at least.

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Goblin182 26

Bacon. Bacon is better than sex.

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NightHawk387 22

#124: (1) Either you've never had good sex, or (2) You've got to tell me where you're getting your bacon.

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Omniprism 14

Go to the sex toy store and get some sensitizing lube.

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BDA_fml 5

So you had to take matters into your own hands.

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thevelociraptor 31

I guess OP just wasn't that good at popping her cherry.

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deepdownunder 3

Viagra is killin it for u brotha!! keep ur boners short and hard ! YDI

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

What a twist! Well, I saw a movie once where the woman didn't want it anymore, so she stuck ice cubes on the guy's balls and that got him off almost instantly. I guess you guys could try that next time. Did she get off, though?

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