By candy man - 04/09/2014 19:32 - United States - Chapel Hill

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Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
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MissBehavin77 18

That's a new one. I didn't know there was such a thing as " taking too long" for a girl. I say you deserved the popcorn at least.

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bdizzle7 1

That's a harsh way to find out you are slacking in that dept. Do some experimenting, put in more effort, and prove her wrong!

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liza1922 7

taking too long isn't a problem, if your good, you oddveiously are not

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ososmiley12 4

Really people? Most girls prefer a guy that can last long hell if she got up to get popcorn that just means she only cared about herself

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sest 4

Time to pick up cosmo and try some new tricks.

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Aenterial 11

Ouch. Never heard of that problem before, too.

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cnbcad 15

Why is this his fault. In my youth I ran into the same problem a couple times. I know it wasn't me because a huge majority of other girls told me so. If she became dry and painful that's not nessassarily a technique issue.

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EpicCrazyBitch 12

OP, your response to her was badass and a turn on actually. Ditch her, I'll take you! Lol

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Lollerskates 13

Just think about this, is that how you want your sex life to be forever? Popcorn is more important?

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