By ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER - 29/01/2016 21:19 - United States - East Greenbush

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
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chuka81 27

First, the fact that you don't like marriage doesn't make it sick or immoral. Second unless you have made it amply clear to your partner that you don't ever want to get married, they are entitled to think that if things go well, the relationship will eventually lead to marriage. Your girlfriend seems oblivious of the fact that you're so anti-marriage, so it's a **** her life from me

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Amama_fml 30

Then maybe you should let her know that so she doesn't keep waiting for something that's not going to happen.

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OrganicSistah 17

You really need to stop wasting her time. F your girlfriend's life. You're a shitty boyfriend for stringing her along like that when she could spending time with someone with potential future. I been in her shoes and I think you are an asshole.

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verysmarmy 11

Please explain your vendetta against marriage?

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

You should probably let het know how you feel.

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PinkasaurusRex 25

By the way this is worded, it makes it sound like you're not on the same page when it comes to marriage and your relationship. If that's the case then definitely YDI.

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JCRouzer29 27

Yeah just because YOU don't believe in marriage doesn't mean you have to refer to it like an asshole.

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hippiechick11 4

You are a complete asshole and she is too good for you

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Insomniac379 3

You need a break from Skyrim and the Dark Brotherhood

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suznmar 16

You'll have to explain to me why marriage is "sick and immoral"

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TheLynx_fml 20

I'll be honest you don't seem worthy of a girlfriend if you don't even tell them you'll never marry for some reason YDI

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