By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 107
You deserved it 5 950

Same thing different taste

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A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?

Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!

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That girl needs to get her priorities straight! He's never gonna learn if you hide it, ladies. And for 11 months??

misscrazygrl 0

Lolllll... Not a bad idea though haha.. But if i was you, i would have felt like a dick. Unlucky x

hahaha razz27, u are either a clueless loser with no experience or u have a really loooose girlfriend coz that would not please any normal woman. sorry to say.... lmao

rasellersjr 0

OP you really need to do some research on how to please a woman. Otherwise, as I've mentioned to several other OPs, you will die alone. It's all in the forplay, bring them to ****** before you slide it in. It will make subsequent orgasms during sex easier to achieve. It's all about paying attention to her and how she is reacting to what you are doing. It's hard for them to fake if your tongue is doing it's job. But don't just jump into clitoral and g spot stimulation without getting them worked up a little. On the other hand, woman need to speak up to your man if he don't know what he is doing. We won't be hurt if you give little guidance, cuz just because one thing gets you off, don't mean it will get other women off.

I can't help but thing women who fake orgasms are stupid. If a guy isn't getting you off, but you make him think he is, he'll think he's doing well and so keep doing what he's doing. If he needs to change his angle, or speed, or position, or anything like that, you have to tell him- we really can't read womens' minds. The "to make you feel better" excuse is BS too- the only way that's true is if she faked at the beginning (which is when you really shouldn't because it's more OK to give direction when you're getting to know each other physically), then she has to keep faking so as not make you feel bad when she reveals it, which only gets worse with time, especially once she inevitably gets tired of not getting off and tells you.

hassenpfeffermmm 0

At least she was thoughtful lol jk , that's mean

i fake orgasms sometimes, just because i dont HAVE an ****** doesn't mean i havent enjoyed it. sometimes girls just like to give the guy pleasure, and if the guys all finished, he'll be tired. i guarantee you that some of you guys complaining that shes faking wouldnt turn around and go down on her or whatever she liked once youd finished. its not about her not being in the right position or it not being romantic or anything, girls just take a lot of time to ******.