By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 107
You deserved it 5 950

Same thing different taste

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A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?

Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!

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omgwtffmmfl 0

Dang OP sounds like you suck.... or is that don't suck? Anyway that sucks!

cutiepeye 0

paradise is absolutely right. women are emotional, so when they can't let loose and be in touch with their partner, climax probably won't happen. she needs to feel comfortable enough to open up and feel passionate with you. maybe try being romantic and doing lots of foreplay. gentle touching and caressing. it may sound corny but think chick flick. they call it "chick flick" for a reason.

cutiepeye 0

also if you're looking for " instructional videos" hardcore **** is useless. try soft core ****. it's made more for women. it's more sensual in nature and may show you some new ways to touch her physically and emotionally.

kissonthelips 0

hey it's not her fault you suck in bed

kissonthelips 0

hey since were talking about sex does anyone wanna know something creepy? like three days ago u had a dream that I had sex with perdix and idk who that even is

kissonthelips 0

I know right probably shouldn't have admitted that

okay not saying this is fake...but...this was just in a movie that was just on...even down to the 11 month relationship. his gf ends up setting him up with a sex coach. n they end up falling for each other. so this is sorta iffy to me.

wow crucial. i would dump her for not being honest from thee beginning because while you were wasting your timee thinking you were "doing something" you could have been actually "working to get better." get me or get me not. either way harsh

what's the point of having sex if she doesn't ******?