By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
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Intrepidity 0

A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?

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CallMeHush 0

Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!

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jessiicaxoxo 0

aha suckaa, u probally suck at having it xD

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marsty 0

lol so you're a shit root time to learn how to hve sex properly... your poor girlfriend... get off FML and do something about it! realise that SHE is the victim here and that it is actually an FHerL because she's had to suffer disappointment the whole time... though she should have said something sooner, I sympathize with that.. how can u improve if u don't know...

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mcfaily 0

No FYL here. she's only doing her gf-ly duty

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Sekococo 0

#34 i scream when i ****** i dont need to concentrate it just comes out like that. Me being a loud screamer lol

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thump_fml 0

OP, watch the Nina hartley guides.

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LoveTheBk 0

some girls dont orgasim till mid 20's

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hennybaby 0

Well..look on the bright side...at least she told you.

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