Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait...

By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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You deserved it 52 689

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By Mr. Hopeless - 13/02/2009 21:59 - United States

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 965

You deserved it 4 235

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 878

You deserved it 5 730

Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 219

You deserved it 5 969

By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 745

You deserved it 7 937

By Anonymous - 06/10/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 053

You deserved it 2 842

By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 993

You deserved it 8 661

By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 974

You deserved it 6 691

By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 946

You deserved it 2 339

By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 441

You deserved it 3 385

By larvagirl23 - 18/06/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 95 919

You deserved it 5 325

ycrem0n 21

Thursday 12 April 2012 11:57

Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex

dominic1221 6

Thursday 12 April 2012 12:01

You're an illiterate moron, aren't you? Maybe you should spend less time jacking off in English class, kid.

Comments

gadgetgti 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 15:24

Turn on ur man card !!!! NOW!!!!!

beastmode707 1

Thursday 12 April 2012 15:30

Turn on your man card?

spaffler 2

Thursday 12 April 2012 15:40

I'm not a virgin and I agree cuddling with my gf is as satisfying as sex with her. But I say do both lol. Cuddle to foreplay to ******* her brains out to cuddling again. You both win. Time together and sex together. At least she wants you and not some other dude

fljp 18

Thursday 12 April 2012 15:42

my boyfriend is exactly like this guy. i hear from all my guyfriends they wished their girlfriends would have sex more often. my boyfriend only wants to do it once a month. and it's pissing me off. so maybe OP is that kind of guy and i understand the girl's reaction.

MissHayleyJames 7

Thursday 12 April 2012 17:39

Wow you care about him oh so much. Get the **** over it. Not everyone has a high libido. If you care about sex more than him, go find some douche bag that'll **** your brains out 24/7 and let him find someone who actually cares about him. You don't deserve your boyfriend if you'd treat him like shit like that.

fredstarrz 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 15:46

Smh damn shame... Tell your girl to text me that see if I turn it down

iloveweed69 7

Thursday 12 April 2012 15:49

Well sex her up boy~

13crice 3

Thursday 12 April 2012 15:55

Bang her bro

becka344 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 15:56

Awww.

triggerit 5

Thursday 12 April 2012 16:08

We need more such miracles...

challan 19

Thursday 12 April 2012 16:11

I don't know why 15 was thumbed down so much! Let's be honest, we all were thinking that. Anyone would be upset by op's reply. Being horny and turned down by your partner would suck. You hear guys say it all the time, so it's different cause he turned her down?!