By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
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ycrem0n 21

Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex

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dominic1221 6

You're an illiterate moron, aren't you? Maybe you should spend less time jacking off in English class, kid.

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wlddog 14

OP, you just made a few thousand women want your man.

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apocalyptic_1125 0

What are you, a girl?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I think he's a guy. There is your answer.

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Irakli_1 27

Seriously, YOU"RE A MAN OR A PUSSY????

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davek 36

I've got some bad news for you, bro...

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Ashlee0715 8

I think your idea was better.

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tommytoons92 3

My girlfriend of two years is the opposite you are lucky to have her

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Anavrin9 2

Yeah man, seriously, are you a girl? That's pathetic, and your girlfriend sounds awesome.

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ilovefall10 21

What pisses me off is that, I bet if this was a girl posting this about wanting to just spend time together , all of you would of felt bad for her. But no. Since it's a GUY he totally deserves it cause ALL guys want to have sex all the time.

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