Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait...

By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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You deserved it 52 689

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By Mr. Hopeless - 13/02/2009 21:59 - United States

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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You deserved it 5 730

Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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You deserved it 5 969

By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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You deserved it 7 937

By Anonymous - 06/10/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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You deserved it 6 691

By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 339

By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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You deserved it 3 385

By larvagirl23 - 18/06/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML

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ycrem0n 21

Thursday 12 April 2012 11:57

Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex

dominic1221 6

Thursday 12 April 2012 12:01

You're an illiterate moron, aren't you? Maybe you should spend less time jacking off in English class, kid.

Comments

loserman67 35

Thursday 12 April 2012 16:17

I am embarrassed to be the same gender that you are... If my wife texted me with that message, I'd set the land speed record getting home to her. So; #1. hand in your man card #2. check your genitalia to make sure you still have balls #3. stop being a whiny, prissy BITCH. Go **** your girlfriend's brains out. #4. NEVER post anything like your post EVER again.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 12 April 2012 16:30

^Strong example of why society is doomed. Hell, i'm embarrassed to be in the same gender as you and the other fucktards here.

OffToTheGayBar 9

Thursday 12 April 2012 16:33

Another testosterone-laden troglodyte, surprise, surprise.

Ryan8878 21

Thursday 12 April 2012 18:37

sorry there loserman, some just have more class, integrity and strength in saying no, than someone like yourself who feels the need to justify themselves any chance they get. OP is and will likely always be a better person than you.

loserman67 35

Thursday 12 April 2012 20:16

Okay, so you three disagree with me, as is your right. I respect your opinion as I would hope you respect mine. Oh, by the way, it was an attempt at humor, albiet a lame one, I see that now, but an attempt.

boopityboppity 11

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:23

182, I find it hilarious that you claimed to respect the opinions of those who disagree with you immediately after you finished denigrating a differing decision.

cruesan 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 16:21

haha WHO can blame.

lyskiss 10

Thursday 12 April 2012 16:22

She probably just finished reading that book, 50 Shades of Gray.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 12 April 2012 16:25

I can't believe some of the comments here. If this was a girl, nearly all of you would be telling her to dump him and insulting the man. Now, one guy wants to take it slow and half of you are reacting like if men are supposed to be sex raging beasts. Double standards...

Aedus 6

Thursday 12 April 2012 16:28

The problem is that guys almost never can make fun of a girl for refusing to have sex with their boyfriend. But here we're all like "what the hell, man? Grow a pair and tap that!" It's an annoying double standard. Men abound be allowed to turn down sex just as much as women without social backlash.