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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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By poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML

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By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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superman21_fml 19

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:04

Call her bluff.

Bhall12302 7

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:09

Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button

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ThatOneDrummer 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:19

Call her bluff. She's being an idiot. You don't have to be married if you don't want to. Stay single brother, enjoy your life while you can.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Friday 2 August 2013 2:45

Hey now, I'm married and am enjoying my life more than ever. Just saying ;-)

imdabess 9

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:20

Sounds like a keeper! *sarcastically*

olpally 32

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:21

Sounds like my ex... Run the **** away! Now!!

Emillllllllllie 7

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:22

Run. And run fast!

illegalbeagle69 23

Friday 2 August 2013 4:15

You don't have to outrun the bear, just be faster than the next guy.

TheNinjaBacon 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:23

This reminds me of an overly-attached girlfriends video!!!!

migmit 11

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:24

Well, there would be one crazy bitch less. Sounds like a self-solving problem.

awkward_gothlady 32

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:24

More realistically, marry her and sign up for a lifetime of drama...

samaraperez 7

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:25

leave her ass now while you got the chance that bit crazy

TheModernPatriot 14

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:26

Baker act her butt

Kateyez_26 13

Thursday 1 August 2013 20:21

What?

Dcm210 19

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:26

Or she could go to therapy.

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Today, we were notified that our office will be relocated. Employees can tag along but their wages will not be adjusted accordingly. The cost of living at the new place is way higher. I have to finish my contract and really can't afford to not have a job right now. FML

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