By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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superman21_fml 19

Call her bluff.

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Bhall12302 7

Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button

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jackdup6 3

Is she the overly attached girlfriend?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Check her into a psych Ward if she really wants to kill herself over love. No man or woman is worth ending your life. Leave while you can but make sure she has the help she needs. Imagine if you did marry her? She could be twice the nutcase she is now.

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Holy_Schnikes 23

I had multiple ex's in High School say they would kill themselves if they had to live without me. I called their bluff and all but one are still living....one killed herself but that was something unrelated and because she was a spoiled brat. One left me then two weeks later said he would kill himself if he had to live without me and I told him to do it......he later called back and said he was going to but a bowl of cereal stopped him. The other was admitted then a few years later arrested for "trying" to burn down his apartment. What I'm trying to say is, get the heck out of there and never look back and if she offs herself then it's just natural selection at work.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Where were they when brains were being handed out???

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Holy_Schnikes 23

It was High School in a small town. Not much of a selection.

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Holy_Schnikes 23

Also the one never burnt anything down he piled some towels in his kitchen lit them on fire then left and as he was leaving called the fire department and said he started a fire and was going to kill himself and others with the fire......when they arrived they pretty much just had to blow out the flames. He was picked up down the road.

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Holy_Schnikes 23

Picking their noses and eating paste?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Probably one of those Facebook relationships.

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Bunny21 11

@ #12 NEVER marry someone that threatens you with taking their life doll. Be SMART please!!! Smh. @OP, you don't need this type of crap from anyone. Break it off and tell her you called the cops on her. That should scare her dumbass.

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braceinevitable 8

Best advice I could give.. Just send flowers

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monstababe92 6

RUN!!!! get away from the crazy.

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TogeBara 12

1) If after 3 years you don't know if you want to marry her or not, why are you still with her? 2) No one should ever give you such a harsh ultimatum and wouldn't if they truly cared. 3) Generally, it isn't your responsibility if they decide to off themselves after you leave them. Either call her bluff, or make the leap. It's your choice, but I wouldn't have that shit in a relationship.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

3 Weeks not years.

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reaxion 25

Sorry, #80, you need to work on your reading skills. How do 3 weeks become 3 years?

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flockz 19

hey man it's three weeks not three years.

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TogeBara 12

Even so, my point still stands. 3 weeks just makes it worse. Idk where I got years. It isn't op's issue to worry about if she wants to kill herself. She's looney and he needs to gtfo from this relationship

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myoukei 31

That girl needs help

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jennylee1908 7

So, whens the wedding, or more likely when is the funeral?

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