By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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superman21_fml 19

Call her bluff.

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Bhall12302 7

Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button

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Ashley868 10

Dump her and let her friends and family know if you know them. Definitely do not stay with her.

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AerBear115 15

Go along with it then call a someone who has authority(parent, cop, paramedic etc)

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jassy_thoxx 10

break all ties from her. you don't see nothing, you don't know nothing.

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bethabear12 16

Call the police she is a danger to herself or others

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Bloink 25

Please don't marry her, just tell the police or send her to a crazy hospital. Or just run, she's probably bluffing or maybe marry her if you like her but it sounds like you dont

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nikolkaw 9

So like Quagmires wife when he married Peter's maid "for a week".

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