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By BrokenHearted - 04/07/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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MyHandIsNumb 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:26

Those are probably the reasons why he didn't want to hurt her...

Destinyx 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:49

That should make you the better person then =]

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Geist_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:57

quickly contact that hot girl and get revenge sex.

missjazzy_love 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:07

Well, good for you for not cheating, despite the fact you were "incredibly lonely." But I'm sure the opportunity will come around again if you decide to turn the tables...

btyler 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:07

No reason to leave her. After three years, it might be expected. Yeh, that totally sucks, but there aren't many out there that don't think about other people every now and then. Just talk to her and move on. It's all good. Oh yeh, and I agree with #11. Tell her that you get to **** one person since she did, and find the chick.

BLNovelist 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:06

The hell kind of relationships do you take part in? "Oh, as long as I get to as well, you can cheat all you want!" ....real healthy. :/

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:42

expected? hell no. cheating is never acceptable, much less expected, in a relationship.

Chris_1414 21

Thursday 22 September 2016 18:36

I agree with #71, 3 years or 30 cheating isn't acceptable if someone can't keep a commitment it's up to them to break things off not go behind their S/O's back. Being faithful isn't hard.

Insert_Wit_Here 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:08

She couldn't wait a week? What a *****.

MIKENYC 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:08

Go **** her out ur system. **** everything that wears a skirt.

Bashar_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:12

**** man i feel bad for u, but i believe that 99% of all long distance relationships are destined to fail... good luck finding a new girl or getting back to this one eventhough i hope u dont

Ughsucks 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:23

Wow, your insight and fake statistics really opened my eyes.... Moron.

Bashar_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:42

wow u are so retarded, u should learn to read before u start insulting people, i said "i believe" its my ******* opinion u ******* retard

paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:24

'I believe 99% of all men are secretly gay' I may have said 'I believe' at the start of my bullshit, but that doesn't make my statement any less retarded now, does it?

satanicminnow1 1

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:22

Of course long-distance "relationships" fail. They are bullshit, if ya gotta bang someone you need see them and be with them!

BLNovelist 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:09

Yes, because all relationships depend solely on whether you can **** them. Bullshit. I am currently on...eh...month two of being away from my boyfriend, and we are going stronger then ever - even in regards to our sexual relations. And I've seen this with other couples as well.

Bashar_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:33

actually since u said " i believe" it means its what u think ( your opinion which u are entitled to) im not going to reply anymore, coz i cant be bothered wasting my time on stupid shit like this

boatkicker 4

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:12

Apparently I'm in that one percent category. I just finally moved 800 miles to be with my boyfriend (well, now my fiancee) We were seeing eachother one week every three months (its sucked ass) And I used to know a guy who loved about 80 miles away from his wife. they would take turns going to the otehrs place every weekend.