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By BrokenHearted - 04/07/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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MyHandIsNumb 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:26

Those are probably the reasons why he didn't want to hurt her...

Destinyx 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:49

That should make you the better person then =]

Comments

winemysavior 4

Sunday 5 July 2009 11:56

what a bitch. hope you got the hottie's number. and people are missing the point. it's great that you turned down someone because you were considerate of your gf. BUT if she's being a ***** then you're welcome to go do the same. also it doesn't seem like you're upset about turning down sex from another, but more like upset that you were considerate yet your gf wasn't. thats hurtful. fyl indeed. but good luck with that chick

rihannalover 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 19:44

no, nobody is welcome to do it at all, this is all the gf's fault. doesn't mean he should **** around with every girl he sees.

noluck84 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:12

way too many people take shit way too serious, saying "you should smack a bitch" isnt literal, even though you should definately **** the hotness pointing it your way, then, just for a good burn, **** her sister and/or her mom, hell, **** her brother, make the bitch hurt!

pog0_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:15

Cheating doesn't make your girlfriend feel bad. Telling her makes her feel bad.

junomcguff_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:57

It sounds like you have a big heart!

RigChan 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 13:18

I think everyone is taking the last line the wrong way. ): Although I am very sorry, and I hope you recover from this soon! Take care.

mastory96 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 14:32

well anyways, this isn't an FML. it's you being a good boyfriend and her being a bad girlfriend.

Alexgoesfml 3

Sunday 5 July 2009 14:33

People are taking the last sentence the wrong way. He is just adding it in because to the irony of the whole thing, geez way to throw assumptions into the air. FYL mate, hope you dumped her.

boatkicker 4

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:17

Some of you are being freaking stupid. "YDI because you even considered it" is ridiculous. If someone comes up to you and says "Hey, lets ****" and he says "No, I have a girlfriend" thats not his fault. I mean, it probably didn't go quite like that, but still.... to OP, Good for you for not cheating. I'm sorry your girl is being such a bitch. Hope you find someone better