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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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Good boy

By macattack - 02/09/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

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Nice friend you've got there

By DebbyDowner - 06/01/2023 12:00

Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Brittany - 03/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

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By rainedaddy - 29/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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It was an accident, I swear

By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 00:00

Today, my new girlfriend has a purse dog, a chihuahua. The thing is so small, I didn’t see it, tripped over it, and my knee broke its back. It had to be put down. I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. FML

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Unrequited callousness

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 04:01

Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML

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jaydnnx 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:44

what happened to the puppy???

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:41

That is just F'ed up.

Comments

tweetbaby14 18

Thursday 11 February 2010 11:56

was it still alive after or did her fat suffocate it

ninagirllolrox 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 11:57

AHHHHHHH WHAT THE **** you dont kill a puppy thats just eeefffeeff up what happened to the puppy im sorry that was my first reaction to the FML

tweetbaby14 18

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:17

to the people saying she needs to heal it's just a dog not a baby so I don't see why it'd take her a while to get over it, but this guy is 100% stupid for buying a girl he'd only been with 2 months a puppy. it kinda reminds me of the loser that bought me a ring after only 2 weeks...

ben_wah_balls 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:50

She can take however long she wants to heal, an animals life can be just as importants as a humans. Don't be so judgemental about peoples losses.

cam007_fml 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:46

@ perdixxx, your penis has rings. 8=====D

tweetbaby14 18

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:38

I'm not a bitch i'm the queen bitch remember that now

ben_wah_balls 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:46

I don't want to hear shit like this. ****** up, sitting on a puppy. ******* sick.

choupinette77 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 13:34

I laughed so hard reading this.

willrh102291 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 13:39

hahaha

PhillyFox 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 13:48

Wrapping a puppy up and placing it on the passenger seat where you know your gf is going to sit is just asking for an accident. Does anyone use common sense anymore? And I'm also surprised your gf just sits on whatever is there and doesn't bother to move it. Or at least look before she sits. Your both idiots. **** the puppy's life.