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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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Good boy

By macattack - 02/09/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

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Nice friend you've got there

By DebbyDowner - 06/01/2023 12:00

Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Brittany - 03/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

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By rainedaddy - 29/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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It was an accident, I swear

By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 00:00

Today, my new girlfriend has a purse dog, a chihuahua. The thing is so small, I didn’t see it, tripped over it, and my knee broke its back. It had to be put down. I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. FML

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Unrequited callousness

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 04:01

Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML

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jaydnnx 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:44

what happened to the puppy???

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:41

That is just F'ed up.

Comments

lolfaill 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 14:06

funny how we all went from the sad demise of the puppy to everyone hating snickerdoodles..

Beli_fml 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 14:15

hahahahaha

askantik 4

Thursday 11 February 2010 14:20

YDI for buying a puppy. Why buy when there are plenty that need a good home that are available for free? Hell, I don't know why I ask. We all endlessly spawn like mindless retards while starving children all over the world could be adopted and given a good home.

makc5point3vtec 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 14:44

...

wtf20007 10

Thursday 11 February 2010 14:46

how about the real perdix comments?... not this perverted little creep

Cthulu 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:04

THIS

makc5point3vtec 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 14:46

snickerdoodle....you seem like a person i would smack across the face because your so annoying...please refrain from any future commenting that is all -thank you-

anonmc 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:10

do not get her another puppy. no puppy deserves the kind of home she would give it. sheesh. who gets in a car without looking first?

fauxindigo 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:11

hey, snickerdoodle. your comments are worthless, and most of the time they are very obvious. so stop making yourself look like a dumbass for pointing out the obvious and go play with your barbies. kthnxbye!

shreddinthagnar 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:31

Oh my god. I'm sorry but your girlfriend needs to be pretty stupid to just throw herself in to your car without looking at the seat first. And you're kind of stupid for leaving it on the passenger seat. I hope the puppy didn't die. Should be animal cruelty or something. And as for all the comments about snickers, it was a good laugh. :*