By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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ddrluna 2

I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.

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jailbot 7

D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.

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BRp4e 0

follow what #235 said, pop some viagra and drink a case of red bull and your good to go ; )

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shat_on 0

I'd say dump her. And google some tips. That's a serious communication issue if she waited a year to tell you she's been faking. And on top of that faking is a serious communication issue in itself. Seriously women, just tell someone they suck so they can fix it. It'd stop half the guys of the world from thinking they're a sex god when they're actually a complete idiot.

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ailiananty 0

So many people do this, which is just foolish. Its kinda self explanatory, although it sucks to know that you haven't been satisfying your girlfriend... If people stop faking, they might actually have a sex life worth while ;-)

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jesser_fml 0

what is with everybody telling you to dump her?? it isn't uncommon, alot of girls ( if not most ) don't get enough pleasure from penetration alone. just talk to her to see what gets her off! believe me, i've been there. i was faking too.

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overmage 0

#241 good luck to your partner, girls should stop blaming all communication problems on guys when sometimes it's their own fault. If you wait a year to say you're faking you're obviously not respectful enough of your bf's feelings.

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This_Quiet_Storm 0

Ahhhh, that sucks... communication is key! If she can't tell you what's good for her how are you supposed to know?! Girls need to be more honest, informed, and vocal about their preferences. Also, she may have just said that to hurt you... just sayin.

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xLovey 3

This isn't an FML, at least not for you. It's pretty common, and it just sucks for her that she can't seem to ****** during sex.

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Sight 0

Why do most people assume its always the guys fault that women don't climax?! I mean sure alot of guys suck in bed but if the girl doesn't speak up how do you expect them to improve. For guys it seems much easier to say how they like then girls. Remember, nobody is born knowing how to have sex. One improves by experience. If the guy is bad in bed tell them because each one is responsible for your own ****** and if you don't speak up then its your bad.

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