Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking...

By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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By Crish - 22/11/2020 05:05 - Italy

Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 10:39 - Australia

Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML

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By sosadbuttrue - 14/01/2012 13:15 - Switzerland

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

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ddrluna 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 22:55

I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.

jailbot 7

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:21

D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.

Comments

tranekfny 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 5:45

women cant fake orgasms

lastdayinvegas 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 6:07

lol I've learned so much from this site Ty fml for teaching an underage child haha

drake_p 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 6:25

isn't that a given? lol

jiggles101 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 6:37

sorry did I miss something? Maybe I'm on the wrong site but last time I checked this was FML. Why don't you come back when you have an actual FML and until then just stick to iliketostaterandomfacts.com. It's got your kind of stories like "Today I had breakfast before lunch, and then you'll never guess what I did after that: I HAD SUPPER!!!! OMG. FML."

Fadakar 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 7:00

If she fakes it she cares.

highonlife77 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 7:43

A lot do. Don't sweat it. Plus your girlfriend is a bitch

icecreamdriveby 5

Wednesday 15 July 2009 8:48

Ahaha I've never orgasmed from sex, and I've never faked it either.. I would be so embarrassed screaming in pretend ****** so I just say I've cum and that I'm really not obvious.