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By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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ddrluna 2

I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.

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jailbot 7

D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.

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hahalaughing 0

well dont blame her 100%....its incredibly hard to ****** for women sometimes

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FML_in_general 0

i didnt have to tell my bf when i came... apparently he knows cuz i squirt >.< abd he gets overly excited about it...

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iceclimbers1 0

funny, I don't have that problem with my fiancee! she's the one always asking me for sex :D

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badkid91 11

I would say break up with her or ask her to not be a b*tch and just work on it instead of faking it

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elizacandle 29

that's great just wish she'd been honest sooner. now it's ti

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tmtsans 9

I've always been confused on why women do this. I mean if you don't let him know it's bad then how will he get better at it? I'm pretty sure that if you let him think that he did good he would find no reason to change what he is doing.

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