By larvagirl23 - 18/06/2009 15:08 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML
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shameonmedude 0

YOU GOTTA LOVE THOSE CRAZY LESBIAN BITCHES WHO DONT KNOW WHO OR WHAT THEY WANNA ****!!!!! there might be more to the story but who knows.....lesbians are crazy. **** is better tho

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blacklagoon_fml 0

Wow! She's obviously not a lesbian if she was making out with a guy. Probably a bisexual, those are the ******* skanky ones you need to watch out for.

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theghostofher 0

Not all bisexuals are skanks who want the best of both worlds. Some of us just genuinely like girls and guys. I have to say, I'm bisexual and happily devoted to my boyfriend.

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Dante167 0

To be honest from my experiences, most Bisexual girls are hos.

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loopty95 0

i agree cocks are better...specially in your mouth...

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luckygohappy 9

Exactly #40. I'm bisexual and 100% faithful to my husband; I don't want anyone else, male or female.

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supermankiller 0

Ouch. What a jerk! You know what? You're better off without her... and so, although it seems like an FML moment now, you'll probably be happy about it later =]

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PureGold 0

BITCH. You're fortunate to be rid of her. They don't get much more obnoxious than her....and that's really saying something.

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lisamarie048 0

I would respond "Thank God, I've been looking for a way to tell you that I've been seeing a much more attractive girl without sounding like an ass. Now I don't have to worry about it."

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Don't lower yourself by lying. Just send back a pic you grab from the net of a girl with cum all over her face.

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fuckmyl1f333 0

why? the OP is a girl....

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moomoo88 0

Yeah these people are idiots. Just because it says 'girlfriend' doesn't automatically make it a guy. It says it was posted with a girl, which makes the 'making out with a guy' thing even worse. There's such a thing as a LESBIAN, people! Quit being ignorant.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

That's the point dumbass. The OP should tell the ex about the, err, sucky parts of having a BF.

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moomoo88 0

Well my reply showed up in the wrong place. I was trying to reply to another comment. And calling someone a dumbass doesn't really mean much when your sn is 'I_am_stupid_also'.

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Dante167 0

#47 thats a retarded idea...

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Howdyplz 2

Idea above is made of win.

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kingbee604 0

i think you're lucky cause i wouldn't wanna be in a relationship with that ***** anyways. she sounds like a cold hearted bitch. keep your head up.

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blondegurl718 0

She's a bitch. Unless you were an ass before that and she decided to break up with you.

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msbetsy 0

You must have done something horrible to earn that kind of breakup.

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kelsey_LYNN 0

at least she didn't realize she's really a lesbian. :D but yeah, that really sucks monkey balls

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thatwasobvious 0

lol @ failure response. ( above "OP is female... )

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girl909 0

what a bitch...you're better off without her

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