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By larvagirl23 - 18/06/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML

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Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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By waj9876 - 09/09/2011 00:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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ckipel 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:02

send that picture to her father

heyyy123 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:02

whaddddda bitch.

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RoguePenguin 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:31

That means you're a jerk.

Mr_Positive 3

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:38

what a bitch !! she doesn't deserve you. like the #2 suggestion.

An0nymous_ 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:24

nope, you're all alone buddy

XBeckster 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:28

I laughed so hard #89 . You comment made my day . #89 FTW

dreads_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:38

does anyone realize that the person who wrote it is a girl

dogsickftl 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:39

EDITED

odai123 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:40

You should egg her house. And that would be letting her off easy.

Iwannabetreo 11

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:40

What a biatch. :]

loverslanex3 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:47

that sucks im sorry shes a bitch

augustdanielle 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:48

It was very creative...

L0veh8te 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:51

LOL Classic. FYL

testing_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:54

No...OP is a guy. Re-read it. ""Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read "you can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML"" Fail.